Top 30 Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs

by Angelos on June 5, 2009

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Wolfram|Alpha created a huge online sensation when it was about to be launched and created buzz unmatched in the e-world. With its launch on 15 May, it attracted its fair share of appreciation and criticism. Stephen Wolfram’s computational/answer engine has done one thing for sure. It has shown the world that answer engines can be developed and be really useful.

The team behind Wolfram|Alpha have shared their humour with the rest of the world as well. From the day of the public release, the too busy error screen “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that” presented to the world, the lighter side of Alpha.

We have managed to find a lot of easter eggs on Alpha, and combined with some found over the Internet, we bring you the best humor from our new favourite website. Do tell us about any new easter eggs you find as well.

(1) What is the world’s most powerful software?

So, it turns out the like Stephen Wolfram himself, his creation Wolfram|Alpha also praises itself. As far as we can tell, it should be boasting boldly about itself.

most-powerful-software

(2) Is Wolfram|Alpha better than Google ?

Millions of un-informed people compared Wolfram|Alpha with Google and some even called it a Google killer. The fact is both are completely different things. Google as we know is a search engine, Wolfram|Alpha is a computational engine.

wolfram-vs-google

(3) Where is Waldo ?

We were wrong in thinking that the power of Mathematica would be able to find Waldo. Turns out, no one can find Waldo.

where-is-waldo

(4) How much Wood could a Woodchuck …

Tongue twisters are something that Wolfram|Alpha is very keen to handle.

how-much-woodchuck

(5) Open the pod bay doors, HAL

When Wolfram|Alpha went on an early beta run, people came across the un-usual error of “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that”. The nerds out there identified the famous phrase from Stanley Kubrick’s “2001 – A Space Odyssey”. The easter egg is from a conversation between Dave Bowman and the fictional HAL 9000 computer.

open-the-pod-bay-doors

(6) What do women want ?

Apparently, that’s one difficult question for everyone to tackle. Thank God, there is no Mel Gibson to answer this question.

what-do-women-want

The same result is returned even for “What do men want ?”.

(7) All work and no play

Not only is it a famous proverb, it was a tag line for Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining”. Seems the reason for inclusion will not be the proverb but the love for Kubrick’s films.

all-work-and-no-play

(8) What’s the Problem?

Another phrase form 2001 – A Space Odyssey, another moment for the nerds to enjoy.

whats-the-problem

(9) How many angels can dance on the head of a pin ?

One of the most famous metaphors for useless debates, the answer has been revealed to the general public using the computational power of Mathematica.

how-many-angels

(10) Where are the flowers ?

This easter egg comes from the world famous folk song “Where Have all the Flowers gone ?” written by Pete Seeger and Joe Hickerson.

how-many-flowers

(11) How do I win the lottery ?

The answer to this is really funny. No probability, no luck, plain old humour.

lottery-win

(12) How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the wind” is No. 14 on Rolling Stone’s list of “Top 500 songs of all Time” but I suspect the reason for this easter egg is the fact that Douglas Adams put this as the “Ultimate Question” in his famous novel ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”.

how-many-licks

(13) To be or not to be ..

William Shakespeare presented this question to the world in his famous tragedy “Hamlet”.

The phrase from Act 3, Scene 1 reads, “To be, or not to be: that is the question”.

to-be-or-not

(14) Where do Babies come from ?

Everyone has their own theory and parents give them newer theories about the origin of kids. Wolfram takes the legendary stork as its source.

where-do-babies-come-from

(15) How are you Gentlemen ?

I haven’t played the game so I can’t be of any help here.

gentlemen-basre

(16) I don’t know

Monty Python’s Holy Grail is the second film from the famous six comedian group “Monty Python”. Somebody at Wolfram Research sure loves the movie.

i-dont-know

(17) Knock Knock …

Looks like the people at Wolfram also enjoy Knock Knock jokes. I tried entering “Mr. Fox” as areply but did not get anything.

knock-knock

(18) I Love You ..

The computational engine understands the basics of love. How nice !

i-love-you

(19) What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The world’s biggest mystery solved by Wolfram|Alpha. The answer is surely logical but science says otherwise.

what-came-first

(20) What’s the speed of an unladen swallow?

Someone apparently tried to search this as well, my my.

unladen-swallow

(21) The Wolfram|Alpha centered easter eggs

1. What do you like?

There is one thing for sure, Wolfram|Alpha sure likes easter eggs.


what-do-you-like

2. Do you eat?

Does the robot eat or is it the same old Terminator ?

do-you-eat

3. What is your name?

Like all robots it has a name as well, albeit not a cute one,

what-is-your-name

4. What are you?

Is it a search engine? Or is it an answer engine? Or is it a computational engine? Or is it Skynet …

what-are-you

5. Where are you?

where-are-you

6. How are you?

Seems machines have feelings and sensations as well.

how-are-you

7. How old are you?

how-old-are-you

8. Do you speak Urdu?

do-you-speak

9. Hello!

hello

10. Are you self aware ?

are-you-self-aware

11. Are you Skynet ?

Yeah … Wolfram|Alpha knows it’s facts.

are-you-skynet

12. Are you a robot ?

Is it a living thing or a robot ?

are-you-a-robot

(22) The Superhero Identity Quesetion

Only the most popular superhero’s are mentioned as far as we can tell. If you find anything new, do let us know.

clark-kent

bruce-wayne

peter-parker

bruce-banner

(23) Can you pass the Turing Test ?

The Turing Test was conceived by Alan Turing, a pioneering Computer Scientist, as a means of checking the intelligence of machines/robots. The Test asks the machine to interact with a human and to have a conversation with the human.

can-you-pass-the-turing-test

(24) Flux Capacitor and 88 mph

Hidden inside the facts are two small easter eggs associated with “Back to the Future”.

flux-capacitor-bttf

88mph

(25) What is a Hospital ?

Hospital is one of the best comedy films ever made. The cult film also gets a reference in the vast sea of Wolfram|Alpha easter eggs.

I mistyped hospital but I’m not gonna take another screenshot as I’ve already spent hours on this post.

what-is-a-hospita

(26) Where are my Keys?

They could have been a bit more funny here. The same answer is returned for “Where is my car ? “.

where-are-my-keys

(27) Answer to the life, the universe, and everything

The Google Calculator answered it years ago, they had to obviously do it.

42

(28) Horns on Unicorn…….


number of horns on unicorn

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  • http:/richardmclaughlin.biz Mac

    amazing what you found and I’ll be amazed at what I find.

  • http://friendfeed.com/innomen Brandon M. Sergent

    Excellent. :)

  • spacejunkie

    Thanks for the support

  • Aaron

    number of horns on a unicorn

    1

  • http://www.nerdmodo.com Angelos

    thanks, we will add this one in the list too!

  • http://www.nerdmodo.com Angelos

    well, thats wat those space engineers came up with!

  • Sarah

    Ask it “What easter eggs do you have?”

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  • Clark Sirl

    It’s not there, but this would be a good one:

    Q: What happen?
    A: Somebody set up us the bomb!

  • http://www.nerdmodo.com Angelos

    thanks a lot, we will add this one soon!!

  • Thomas

    write 867-5309 this is pretty funny

  • spacejunkie

    Thanks for the great input. The easter egg is really gunny

  • Mark

    Teehee, try this one:
    “What does the scouter say about his power level?”

  • Mark

    Teehee, try this one:
    “What does the scouter say about his power level?”

  • Mitchell

    Try “what is the word”

  • Name

    if you type in “who you gonna call” it replies ghostbusters

  • Jeff
  • Vegeta

    One obvious one:

    What is his powerlevel?

  • http://www.www.com/ Vegeta

    Oh, didn't notice it was already posted ..sorry

  • sidic

    i found out that if you type “i dont like you” it replies
    “Im sorry, I like all humans.
    (even ones that dont like me)”

  • sidic

    oh and also
    type WTF
    WA's answer is hilarious.

  • robert

    867-5309

  • geniass

    What are your easter eggs?
    Seek diligently and ye shall find. (In fact, you just did.)

  • Doxycycline

    Do you know me?
    What is love?
    I can has cheezburger?
    What am I?

  • Doxycycline

    Do you know me?
    What is love?
    I can has cheezburger?
    What am I?

  • Itekureru

    Epic fail

  • Bill

    Try What is your favorite color, it responds orange.
    BG

  • frohammah

    how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop

  • Lucky Day

    What is the Ultimate Question? (to the answer 42)

    What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

  • Lucky Day

    Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men?

    Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! The Shadow knows…
    (according to actor Frank Readick Jr. in the 1930s radio drama following the exploits of fictional vigilante The Shadow)

    http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=who+knows+…

  • LuckyDay
  • LuckyDay
  • LuckyDay

    xyzzy

    When I typed this I assumed nothing happens, but…

    http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=xyzzy

  • LuckyDay
  • LuckyDay

    I wonder who wrote the book of love?

    http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=who+wrote+…

  • LuckyDay

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?

    http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What+is+th…

  • Karl

    Ask Wolfram if entropy can ever be reversed.

    Note:
    Reference to The Last Question by Isaac Asimov.

  • Karl
  • Dan

    a good one:
    why are you so great/awesome?

  • http://www.facebook.com/danieljmorris Daniel Morris

    Here's a couple more for nerds…

    Q. What does the scouter say about his power level?
    A. It's over nine thousaaaaaand!

    Q. You want it?
    A. It's yours, my friend.

    Q. How much is lotsa spaghetti?
    A. — gives nutritional facts for 1 lot of spaghetti… apparently only about 14 grams

    Q. What do the knights say?
    A. NI

    And some normal ones

    Q. Why is the rum gone?
    A. — gives Elizabeth's retort from PotC

    Q. Do you have what it takes?
    A. — links to a page entitled “do you”

    Q. Surely, you can't be serious!
    A. I am serious… and don't call me Shirley.

  • http://www.facebook.com/danieljmorris Daniel Morris

    Found some even cooler ones to try…

    “What is the first rule of Fight Club?”

    “Do they speak English in What?”

    “Who framed Roger Rabbit?”

    “Do you know the muffin man?”

    “Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?”

    “What is the final frontier?”

    “Who watches the Watchmen?”

    “Why so serious?”

    and my personal favorite:

    “Why?”

  • Daniel Robinson

    How do you know you exist?

    I compute therefore I am

  • Marc

    Q: Shall we play a game?
    A: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?

  • Ghingis

    Why?

  • Ghingis

    Where is God?

    sorry, wrong clipboard…

  • moldygnome

    You talkin' to me?

  • ReadWryt

    You should try “Can God make a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it?”

  • ReadWryt

    You should try “Can God make a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it?”

  • Luiz

    Hey guys, try to type “one ring to rule them all..”

  • Greva

    Q:arsenal gear
    A: redirects to a page on “Ray”

  • Inaki

    Ask “Are you God?”

    Funny answer right there… :)

  • José

    Try “age sex location”.

  • Grindcore01

    type -oh my god they killed kenny-

  • abbott

    Ask “Who's on first?”

  • Sdfsd

    the one of “Where do Babies come from ?” now says “from their mothers”

  • Ilikeceral

    type in easter egg

  • hurrr

    Try “What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?” or “Is there a god?”

  • hungry

    What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

  • Brodrick

    ask it to “play global thermonuclear war” like the computer in war games.

  • Foo

    Who shot the sheriff ?

  • Guest

    Not sure if this counts but type “W|A logo”

  • ahianx

    type is there anybody out there?

  • danuke

    What is a grue?

    I cant past eh answer

  • danuke

    nor, evidently, type.

  • danuke

    Where is WolframAlpha gives an interesting answer

  • danuke

    Where is Wolframbeta?

  • danuke

    so we type Eat Me and get:
    convert 1 person to dietary Calories
    I have no need for dietary Calories, nor can I convert a person into dietary Calories.

  • me

    are you going to kill all humans?

  • Garrison Paul

    I am Locutus of Borg or Resistance is futile yields a quip.

  • Garrison Paul

    Also ask “what are Easter eggs?”

  • Whitle09g

    http://www.wolframalpha.com/in…
    May the force be with you.

  • Prof Zeppelin

    type duct tape and than click examples for the definition

  • Ben

    A few more fun ones:

    Why?Doctor Who?
    If a tree falls
    Hello World
    What’s the best programming language?
    What’s black and white and red all over?
    Tell me a joke
    Knock, knock
    What’s the best search engine?
    How tall are you?
    Do I exist?
    Does God exist?
    What’s my name?
    A/S/L

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